Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Weaker Sex (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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• Kelly : [Kelly is giving Al relationship advice]  Daddy, if you want Mom to give up the self defense class, you need to take her out.

  Al : Don't you think I would have tried that a long time ago if I thought I could get away with it?

  Kelly : No, I mean on a date. Try something nice; romantic movies always work for me.

  Bud : A Happy Meal and a 'Hello Kitty' pencil always works for you.

• Kelly Bundy : Why don't you take Mom to go see 'The Bridges of Madison County'? Now, I heard there's a new director's cut with 11 extra minutes of Clint Eastwood sponge-bathing Meryl Streep.

  Al Bundy : Is there no other way?

  Kelly Bundy : Well, you could make love to her all night.

• Al Bundy : You wanna kick me while I'm down, Pumpkin?

  Kelly Bundy : No, that's Mom's job.