Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Weaker Sex (1995)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Al : [after reading how Peg has beaten up a mugger in the newspaper]  Jefferson, don't you understand the problem? If this gets around town, people are gonna start thinking I'm a nerd!

  Jefferson : Well, technically, Al, you're not smart enough to be a nerd. No, no, you're more of a pantywaist or a limp-wristed sissy boy.