Married... with Children (TV Series)
You Better Shop Around: Part 2 (1991)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
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Quotes
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[Bud and Kelly are still harassing Jerry Mathers at Foodies]
The Beaver : Look, here's 50 cents. It's all I have. Now please leave me alone.
Bud : Just one more question; if all the autograph hounds will stay back a minute. Did you ever think of teaming up with that Eddie Munster kid for the "Throughly Pathetic Tour '91"?
The Beaver : Let's get this over with once and for all. I may have to earn a pathetic living by donning the cap of The Beaver and appearing at supermarkets, but at least my father doesn't sell women's shoes.
[Shamed, Bud and Kelly slink off]
The Beaver : Golly, that felt good.
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[Bud and Kelly are harassing Jerry Mathers at Foodie's]
Bud : Can you settle a bet between me and my sister? She says you frittered away all your money on booze and cheap women. I say donuts and cheap booze.
The Beaver : Gimme a quarter or just go away.
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Kelly : [Beaver is having a breakdown in Foodie'] Who is this blubbering mess?
Bud : I don't know; I think he used to be Opie.
The Beaver : Opie was Ron Howard, you fool; I was, no, I am the Beaver!
Boy : [Walking up to the Beaver] Can I have your autograph, Opie?
The Beaver : [Looks around] Okay, that'll be two dollars; in advance.