The Mary Tyler Moore Show (TV Series)

One Boyfriend Too Many (1975)

Ted Knight: Ted Baxter

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• Ted Baxter : Hey! Joe! Congratulate me! I'm smashed.

  Joe Warner : Why should I congratulate you?

  Ted Baxter : It's the first time.

  Lou Grant : Yeah. In drinker's terms, tonight he lost his olive.

• Mary Richards : To tell you the truth, Ted, we were a little surprised you decided to come... all by yourself.

  Ted Baxter : I couldn't bring a date, I'm married!

  Joe Warner : No, I think what Mary meant is we thought you might prefer to stay home with Georgette.

  Ted Baxter : Well I would, except she hates me to see her when she's sick. She thinks it makes her look, y'know, unattractive.

  Mary Richards : Aww, poor Georgette.

  Ted Baxter : She's right!