- Murray Slaughter: [Sue Ann's lying in her bed, depressed, and Mary brought the guys over to try and cheer her up] Well, I really love your bedroom, Sue Ann. Did you decorate it yourself, did you have a sex maniac come in?
- Ted Baxter: Sue Ann tells us you're from Dixie.
- Lila Nivens: That's right.
- Ted Baxter: My wife and I use your cups a lot.
- Sue Ann Nivens: [Feeling sorry for herself] Nobody misses a vain, selfish, egotistical, middle-aged shrew.
- Mary Richards: Of course we do.