- [last lines]
- Peter B. Clifford: Explain one thing to me McCloud. Why am I chained to this character while you get to enjoy Miss Lassister's company?
- Sam McCloud: Oh, just to be on the safe side, Chief. Everybody knows he ain't gonna get away from you.
- Peter B. Clifford: [Imating McCloud] Uh-huh. There ya go.
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: [about Monahan] Oh, he looks like you, huh? Nailing him could be a pleasure.
- Sam McCloud: Oh Joe, there's one more thing. We've got to take him alive.
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: [disappointed] Oh.
- Peter B. Clifford: [to McCloud on the phone in Mexico City] Arrivederci!
- [to Broadhurst]
- Peter B. Clifford: That'll put a pimple on his nose. He thinks I don't know any Spanish.
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: The chief's worried about the war.
- Sam McCloud: What war is that?
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: The war that may break out between Mexico and the United States if I don't put you on that plane.
- Peter B. Clifford: Well don't we have anybody out here that speaks Spanish?
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst, Det. Grover: McCloud.
- Peter B. Clifford: McCloud... I don't wanna send McCloud!
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: But he does speak Spanish.
- Peter B. Clifford: He'd drive the Mexicans crazy, I couldn't do that to them. Ruin our whole good neighbor policy!
- Sgt. Joe Broadhurst: Yeah, but look at it this way, chief: it's a way of getting him outta your hair for a while, at least a day or two. It's like Christmas.
- Det. Grover: Even gets him outta the country.
- Peter B. Clifford: It would be nice if they keep him there.
- Peter B. Clifford: How can he louse it up, huh? How could he possibly blow it? A woman he can't lose. Well, he did it, all of it!