Melrose Place (TV Series)

No Lifeguard on Duty (1996)

Heather Locklear: Amanda Woodward

Quotes 

• Amanda Woodward : I don't know what you're up to, but Bobby's off-limits.

  Sydney Andrews : Feeling a little insecure Amanda?

  [Amanda suddenly takes Sydney's glass of red wine and deliberately splashes it on her] 

  Amanda Woodward : [sarcastic]  Ooops! No, just a little clumsy.

  Sydney Andrews : You totally did that on purpose!

  Amanda Woodward : [feigning innocence]  I did no such thing. Sydney, you can put on an expensive dress, get your red hair done, clip on some earrings. Bottom line? You're still a two-dollar hooker... you just have a new pimp.

• Brooke Armstrong Campbell : You know I've always wanted to say this to you, Amanda.

  Alison Parker Armstrong : Don't say anything that you will regret.

  Brooke Armstrong Campbell : Kiss my ass!

  Amanda Woodward : You're fired.