Miami Vice (TV Series)

Cool Runnin' (1984)

Charlie Barnett: Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont

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• Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : Anytime, anytime y'all need the Noog-man? You know where I'll be at, you know? You know what I'm sayin'? Ha ha ha ha! What's my name? Noo-gie!

  [begins rapping as he gets in car with his girlfriend] 

  Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : Say the beat don't stop 'til the break of dawn, I say skip, child, what can I say? I can't feel the mornin' inside my OJ! So I just take half, suss the mic... Trick or trail! I said, hey, baby, by the way, what's your name? She said I go by the name of Lois Lane. You can be my boyfriend, you surely can, Just let me call my boyfriend Superman. I said he's a fairy, I do suppose, fly through the air in panty-hose...

  [continues rapping as car drives off] 

• Detective James Crockett : [referring to getting out of jail if Lamont agrees to set up an introduction w/ Maxwell]  It's your only way out, Lamont.

  Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : Out? Who wants out? Three squares a day, stimulating conversation, daytime soaps, and a great dental plan. Besides, I'm a lover not a fighter.

• Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : I've been doin' some thinkin'. I'm much too young and too fine to do any more time. So, I'm gonna do you fellas a favor.

  Detective James Crockett : Like what? Put a sock in your mouth?

• Detective James Crockett : [Crockett and Tubbs encounter "Noogie" Lamont coming out of the hospital]  Hey, Noogie. We was just on our way to see you, man.

  Detective Ricardo Tubbs : Hey, glad to see you're all right, man.

  Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : You guys are too late. I'm outta here.

  Detective Ricardo Tubbs : [handing him a large box]  I brought you a present.

  Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : You know, you guys are somethin' else, you know that? You try to get me bumped by three crazed Jamaicans, and you buy me a box of candy and you think everything's cool? Let me see what kind of candy this is.

  Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : [opens the box]  Turtles? I HATE turtles, man! You know what I'm sayin'?

• Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : You know, you guys are lucky I see the overall picture. I understand the nature of our relationship. You know what I'm sayin'? You use me one time, and I'll use you the next.

  Detective James Crockett : Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What do you mean? *What* relationship?

  Nugart Neville 'Noogie' Lamont : Right. I'm a walking communications network in designer jeans, baby! I was thinking of a five percent split... but we've gotta' think of expenses, dental and pensions.