Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Second Sight (2005)

John Hopkins: Sergeant Dan Scott

Quotes 

• Sergeant Dan Scott : Well, whatever they call it, sir, Jimmy Kirby knew I was wearing this tie before I came in.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : I should think everyone from here to Causton would know you're wearing that tie.

• Jimmy Kirby : Mm. Mm. Oh dear, oh dear, no, no.

  [laughs] 

  Jimmy Kirby : Whoever told you you could wear that flowery tie with that shirt, they want locking up in their own police cell.

  Sergeant Dan Scott : [laughs]  I don't know what you're laughing at, sir. You're our chief suspect.

• Sergeant Dan Scott : Lol Tanner?

  Lucky Lol Tanner : No, I already told them that won't work. They want to put another fruit machine in here with that lot. It's like giving a nest of crocodiles an oven-ready turkey.

• Sergeant Dan Scott : [arriving at Mal Kirby's house]  How do they get the pigeons in there?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : That, Scott, is a Stevenson screen. It has instruments for measuring temperature, humidity, and ambient barometric pressure.

  Sergeant Dan Scott : Right. What's wrong with the weather forecast?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : You know, Scott, you're right.