Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Second Sight (2005)

Bill Stewart: Lucky Lol Tanner

Quotes 

• DCI Tom Barnaby : And what are you doing living in a caravan with Romany Rose?

  Lucky Lol Tanner : It's not illegal, is it? We've been shacked up since she arrived, to tell the truth. I have this - er - weakness for Northern gypsies. You've got to admit it, she's a very good-looking woman.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : She's also got two dead husbands.

  Lucky Lol Tanner : Bet they died happy 'n all.

• Sergeant Dan Scott : Lol Tanner?

  Lucky Lol Tanner : No, I already told them that won't work. They want to put another fruit machine in here with that lot. It's like giving a nest of crocodiles an oven-ready turkey.

• [first lines] 

  Jimmy Kirby : [throws John Ransom out of his pub]  What? Clear off! Go on!

  Lucky Lol Tanner : Hey, what's the matter?

  Jimmy Kirby : [to Ransom]  He didn't hit you that hard.