Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
The Maid in Splendour (2004)
Jane Wymark: Joyce Barnaby
Quotes
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Joyce Barnaby : It's a sort of stew.
Sergeant Dan Scott : Sort of stew? It's my favorite, Mrs. B.
DCI Tom Barnaby : You driving, Scott?
Sergeant Dan Scott : Yes, sir.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Then you won't be wanting the wine, will you?
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DCI Tom Barnaby : How's the Modsomer film festival coming along, then?
Cully Barnaby : Oh, great! The erotica season sold out straight away.
[slyly]
Cully Barnaby : Don't worry, I saved you a couple of tickets.
DCI Tom Barnaby : [dourly] Oh you must be joking.
Joyce Barnaby : [cheerfully] Oh, lovely! Thank you, darling!
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DCI Tom Barnaby : [doorbell rings] Now who on earth could that be?
Cully Barnaby : It might be Dan.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Dan? Dan who?
Cully Barnaby : Dan Scott, Dad. I bumped into him in Causton. He said he might be bringing some paperwork over this evening.
Joyce Barnaby : [bell rings again] Well, don't just leave him standing on the doorstep, Tom.
DCI Tom Barnaby : How does the boy do it? He can smell a free meal at 10 miles.