The Mighty Boosh (TV Series)

Bollo (2004)

Julian Barratt: Howard Moon, Mr. Susan

Quotes 

• Howard Moon : Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. It's the first rule of zookeeping.

  Vince Noir : What about you and Jack Cooper?

  Howard Moon : What about me and Jack? Me and Jack aquaintances. We got close, too close some people said.

  Vince Noir : Yeah

  Howard Moon : I don't know what the rumours were.

  Vince Noir : That you were bumming him.

• Bob Fossil : I have a problem. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! You know? With the hand feet

  [shakes his hands to demonstrate] 

  Bob Fossil : The brown little hand foot man.

  [makes face] 

  Howard Moon : The gorilla.

  Bob Fossil : Yeah!

• Vince Noir : If you're a ghost, why can't I put my hand through you?

  Howard Moon : You blew half the budget on your hair, remember?

• Grim Reaper : [in Limbo]  Come on, it's not so bad. I'll make you a cup of tea.

  Howard Moon : Thanks.

  Grim Reaper : Any sugars?

  Howard Moon : No. Well, two. No, sod it, eight!