Mister Ed (TV Series)

Unemployment Show (1963)

Connie Hines: Carol Post

Quotes 

• Wilbur Post : Just think, tomorrow's Ed's first day on the job. Life's funny, you know. You get a young horse like Ed, you coddle him, you play with him, you spoil him a little bit, you hope he doesn't grow up. First thing you know, he's punching a timeclock.

  Carol Post : [sarcastic]  It's tough.

  Wilbur Post : Good for him, though. Work's good, builds character. I would't want him difting through life like Kay's brother. A horse has got to learn to stand on his own four feet.

  Carol Post : It's late, go to sleep honey.

  Wilbur Post : I think I'll make him a nice lunch tomorrow. Something that'll give him energy. What should I make for him, Carol?

  Carol Post : [more sarcastic]  How about a triple-decker hay sandwich?