- Ann Gibbon: Aren't you going to say more about my child?
- Linc Hayes: Like what?
- Ann Gibbon: Like, uh, I don't know.
- Linc Hayes: Well, it seems obvious. You're not wearing a wedding ring, so that means you're divorced or she's illegitimate. Well, being a stickler for rules like you are, you wouldn't have an illegitimate child, and if you did, you wouldn't keep it.
- Ann Gibbon: Oh, you are clever, aren't you? That was a tacky thing to say.
- Linc Hayes: Where I come from we don't censor what we say.
- Ann Gibbon: Well, I get defensive.
- Linc Hayes: You insisted on talking about it, not me.
- Ann Gibbon: I just wanted to know if she made any difference to you.
- Linc Hayes: Now that's what I call tacky.
- Pete Cochran: [Impersonating Captain Greer] This is Greer. I don't want any more calls until I let you know. So, in conclusion, at the rally, Linc, I want you to cover the SDS and related groups. Your cover will be to pretend that you're Dr. S.I. Hayakawa. Julie, you'll stay with the sorority. And dye your hair black and pretend that you're Tiny Tim. And Pete - Pete will be with the Young Republicans.
- Julie Barnes: The Young Republicans?
- Pete Cochran: That's where all the pretty chicks are, Julie.
- Capt. Adam Greer: Why are you doing this? I mean, after all these years.
- Ned Layton: I love her, Captain. I never stopped loving her. Five years ago I made some terrible mistakes. Now I'm fighting for a second chance.