Brandy Norwood: Moesha Mitchell

Quotes 

• Moesha : Aren't you having a good time?

  David : Yeah, but if we go to my house, we can have a GREAT time. Know what I'm sayin'?

  Moesha : [puzzled look]  No.

  David : I'm talkin' about gratitude, girl! Shoot, I paid twenty dollars for those tickets!

  Moesha : [jaw drops] 

  David : Hey, don't act like you never been on a date before!

  Moesha : David, what happened? I thought you were nice.

  David : Why have nice... when you can have NASTY? I'm good, baby. Check my references. Pick up the phone, dial randomly, and if a woman answers the phone, ask her about me.

• Moesha : David, you handled him really well! Have you ever thought about doing stand-up?

  David : I AM standing up.