- Moesha: Aren't you having a good time?
- David: Yeah, but if we go to my house, we can have a GREAT time. Know what I'm sayin'?
- Moesha: [puzzled look] No.
- David: I'm talkin' about gratitude, girl! Shoot, I paid twenty dollars for those tickets!
- Moesha: [jaw drops]
- David: Hey, don't act like you never been on a date before!
- Moesha: David, what happened? I thought you were nice.
- David: Why have nice... when you can have NASTY? I'm good, baby. Check my references. Pick up the phone, dial randomly, and if a woman answers the phone, ask her about me.