Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2000)

Hamish Clark: Duncan McKay

Quotes 

• Archie : [to Lexie, who is holding a frying-pan]  Jokes are one thing; I can take as many as you throw down. But sabotage is another.

  [she spins around to look at Duncan in amazement, realizing he was the one who put poison in Fleming's salmon, then turns back] 

  Archie : This is probably meaningless, but what the hell: you're sacked.

  Lexie : [as he storms off]  Archie!

  Lexie : [turns slowly to then advances on Duncan]  Right - start talkin', slapbeat!

  Duncan : I did it for you, honest! To show I cared.

  [in the dining room, Hector hears a metallic bang and Duncan's yell] 

  Duncan : Ow!