Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2000)

Dawn Steele: Lexie McTavish

Quotes 

• Lexie : [takes away Hector's plate]  Enjoy that, did you, Hector?

  Hector : It smells of wet dog.

  Lexie : And I love you too.

• Lexie : Well, Mr Fleming... oh, heck, this is no good. What's your first name?

  Fleming : Me?

  Lexie : I'm not cross-eyed, pet. I am looking into your deep blue eyes.

  Fleming : I, uh, I, I, I couldn't possibly say.

  Lexie : Huh. Man of mystery, eh? Well, I'll wheedle it out of you one way or the other.

• Archie : [to Lexie, who is holding a frying-pan]  Jokes are one thing; I can take as many as you throw down. But sabotage is another.

  [she spins around to look at Duncan in amazement, realizing he was the one who put poison in Fleming's salmon, then turns back] 

  Archie : This is probably meaningless, but what the hell: you're sacked.

  Lexie : [as he storms off]  Archie!

  Lexie : [turns slowly to then advances on Duncan]  Right - start talkin', slapbeat!

  Duncan : I did it for you, honest! To show I cared.

  [in the dining room, Hector hears a metallic bang and Duncan's yell] 

  Duncan : Ow!