- Lexie MacDonald: Did you order any flowers?
- Paul Bowman: No.
- Lexie MacDonald: It looks like we've just had the gross national product of Holland delivered.
- Gregor McIntosh: Would you be the bastard son of Hector MacDonald?
- Paul Bowman: That's one way of putting it.
- Gregor McIntosh: [about the Lagganmore distillery] The place is to be run by a female!
- Paul Bowman: It happens.
- Gregor McIntosh: The former owner's daughter, a mere slip of a girl with no experience, now seeks to form a powder puff alliance with a young MacDonald female.
- Gregor McIntosh: Lexie?
- Paul Bowman: Who this morning claimed to speak for the laird on the flimsy pretext of marriage!
- Molly MacDonald: Hector was so last minute we had to race to the registry office on the Vesper. the only white outfit I had was my underwear.
- Andrew Booth: You were married in your underwear?
- Molly MacDonald: Oh, well in those days skirts were so short they barely covered you. Hardly noticed.
- Lexie MacDonald: The best decisions that Archie ever made were a blend of the coldly logical and the ever so slightly barking.