- Duncan McKay: He'll go ballistic.
- Jessica McCrae: That's his problem.
- Duncan McKay: No, believe me, a ballistic Golly's everybody's problem.
- Lexie: [Reading a magazine article about herself] The Queen of Glenbogle? That's not me.
- Paul Bowman-MacDonald: It is now. Good morning, Your Majesty.
- Lexie: Archie's abroad so I'm standing in for him.
- Charles MacDonald: A clan gathering without a laird? Unconventional.
- Lexie: Well you've got me. Temporary acting laird.
- Charles MacDonald: But you're not a MacDonald.
- Lexie: I was the last time I read my marriage certificate.
- Lexie: Paul, when you were in the army, did they teach you that thing where you could just kill a man with a single blow?
- Paul Bowman-MacDonald: No, we had guns.
- Lexie: Shame...