Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Gets Married (2004)

Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk

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Quotes 

• Sharona Fleming : We're never gonna get away with this. They're never gonna believe we're really married.

  Adrian Monk : We have nothing in common. I annoy you all the time. Why wouldn't they believe it?

• [Sharona and Monk are posing as a married couple] 

  Sharona Fleming : Adrian, this is a picnic. You have to sit on the ground.

  Adrian Monk : I can't. Animals do things on the ground. Terrible, terrible things.

• Sharona Fleming : [after Monk refuses to sit on a bench because a bird sat on it the day before]  You're impossible.

  Adrian Monk : You married me.