Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk Gets Married (2004)

Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher

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• [Monk and Sharona come to see Disher, late at night] 

  Sharona Fleming : Have you been drinking?

  Lt. Randall Disher : Yes, I have. I couldn't think of any other way to get all this Scotch into my body.

• [Disher is suspicious of his mother's new, young husband] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : I know she's not the prettiest woman in the world, but she's my mom, and I love her... but how could anybody else?

• Maria Disher : Six *million* dollars... who's gonna get all that money?

  Sheriff Ronald Mathis : Well, I just spoke to the D.A. Skinner's old partner, Gully, is the rightful heir. He's got some family nearby, and they are in for one pretty surprise.

  [Randy walks up to them] 

  Maria Disher : There's my hero.

  Lt. Randall Disher : [embarrassed]  I'm not a hero, Mom.

  Maria Disher : [kisses him]  You are a hero to me.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Thank you, Sheriff. My car's right here, whenever you're ready.

  Maria Disher : Well, honey, I think Ron's gonna drive me home. I'll call you in the morning. Love you.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Love you, too...

  [uncomfortably] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : In the morning?

  Sharona Fleming : You can't even get your own mother to go home with you?