Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Gets Married (2004)
Bitty Schram: Sharona Fleming
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Quotes
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Sharona Fleming : We're never gonna get away with this. They're never gonna believe we're really married.
Adrian Monk : We have nothing in common. I annoy you all the time. Why wouldn't they believe it?
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[Monk and Sharona come to see Disher, late at night]
Sharona Fleming : Have you been drinking?
Lt. Randall Disher : Yes, I have. I couldn't think of any other way to get all this Scotch into my body.
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[Sharona and Monk are posing as a married couple]
Sharona Fleming : Adrian, this is a picnic. You have to sit on the ground.
Adrian Monk : I can't. Animals do things on the ground. Terrible, terrible things.
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Sharona Fleming : [after Monk refuses to sit on a bench because a bird sat on it the day before] You're impossible.
Adrian Monk : You married me.
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Sharona Fleming : This guy's certifiable! Sure he's not related to you?
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Sharona Fleming : [9:23] We have to do something. Randy must be falling apart. I almost feel sorry for him.
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Maria Disher : Six *million* dollars... who's gonna get all that money?
Sheriff Ronald Mathis : Well, I just spoke to the D.A. Skinner's old partner, Gully, is the rightful heir. He's got some family nearby, and they are in for one pretty surprise.
[Randy walks up to them]
Maria Disher : There's my hero.
Lt. Randall Disher : [embarrassed] I'm not a hero, Mom.
Maria Disher : [kisses him] You are a hero to me.
Lt. Randall Disher : Thank you, Sheriff. My car's right here, whenever you're ready.
Maria Disher : Well, honey, I think Ron's gonna drive me home. I'll call you in the morning. Love you.
Lt. Randall Disher : Love you, too...
[uncomfortably]
Lt. Randall Disher : In the morning?
Sharona Fleming : You can't even get your own mother to go home with you?
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Dr. Julie Waterford : Adrian. Sharona. Glad you're still here. Something that I've been meaning to say. Marriage is very hard, and it takes exceptional people to make it work. But I think you two can do it. I believe in Adrian and Sharona.
Sharona Fleming : Thanks a lot, uh, but I think you should know
[pause]
Sharona Fleming : we're not really married.
Dr. Julie Waterford : Oh thank god. Good. Keep it that way, huh?