- Natalie Teeger: Just remember the old saying, whenever God closes one door....
- Capt. Stottlemeyer: ...sometimes He breaks your heart.
- Natalie Teeger: That's not the old saying.
- Capt. Stottlemeyer: It is today.
- Natalie Teeger: It's hard when people get married that young, you know. You get older and you change.
- Adrian Monk: Yeah, not me.
- Natalie Teeger: Well, I know not you, but people.