Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Big Reward (2006)
Tyler Mane: Dirk - Motorcycle Rider
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Quotes
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Inspector St. Clare : [to Rufus, who has just arrived at the museum] Excuse me! Any suspects, yet?
Rufus : I wouldn't know. I'm just delivering flowers.
Inspector St. Clare : No you're not. You're a private detective, like me.
Rufus : [scoffs] *Me*, a detective? That's uh, very funny by the way. I can't wait to tell the guys...
Inspector St. Clare : Look, you're selling it to me!
[points to the van]
Inspector St. Clare : That sattelite dish on your roof, the number on the side - "555" - obviously a fake. Now conclusion number 1, you're after the Alexander Diamond. Conclusion number 2, you haven't got a prayer.
[Dirk, the motorcycle rider, wheels in and parks his motorcycle in a handicap space]
Rufus : Excuse me! That's a handicap spot!
Dirk : It's okay. I'm psychotic. Is this where they stole the rock?
Inspector St. Clare : You judging me?
Dirk : Not anymore.
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[Rufus uses a pass to get into the security office. He thumbs through a drawer of identification cards]
Inspector St. Clare : [opens the door and walks into the room] Ah, apparently we think alike! Awful thought coming from those who aren't us.
[picks up identification card]
Inspector St. Clare : Ah, "Phillip Wick, Access to All Areas."
Dirk : [walks in] Hello again.
[picks up an identification card, and says to Rufus]
Dirk : What does this say?
Rufus : Curator Sally Cant. Here, try this one.
[Hands Dirk another card]
Rufus : Robert Gant. That's a boy's name.