Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Earthquake (2002)

Max Morrow: Benjy Fleming

Quotes 

• [Sharona and Benjy are barred from their street after the earthquake] 

  Sharona Fleming : We'll go to Aunt Gail's.

  Benjy Fleming : Why can't we stay with Mr. Monk?

  Sharona Fleming : Because I will go crazy *slower* at Aunt Gail's.

• Benjy Fleming : [turns on a faucet, causing rather rusty water to come out]  The water's brown!

  Gail Fleming : Oh yeah, it always gets like that after an earthquake. Fortunately, I always keep some mineral water around for situations like this... Where's my water?

  [She opens the cupboard under the sink, which is empty. In the bathroom, Monk is soaking in the tub, surrounded by empty plastic bottles. Gail bangs on the door] 

  Gail Fleming : Mr. Monk?

  Adrian Monk : Don't come in. I'm taking a bath.

  Gail Fleming : With my mineral water?

  Adrian Monk : I tried the water from the tap, but it was a little rusty.

  Gail Fleming : Yeah well, enjoy that bath, it's costing me ninety-five dollars!

  Adrian Monk : [oblivious to her sarcasm]  Thank you!