Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Earthquake (2002)

Amy Sedaris: Gail Fleming

Quotes 

• Benjy Fleming : [turns on a faucet, causing rather rusty water to come out]  The water's brown!

  Gail Fleming : Oh yeah, it always gets like that after an earthquake. Fortunately, I always keep some mineral water around for situations like this... Where's my water?

  [She opens the cupboard under the sink, which is empty. In the bathroom, Monk is soaking in the tub, surrounded by empty plastic bottles. Gail bangs on the door] 

  Gail Fleming : Mr. Monk?

  Adrian Monk : Don't come in. I'm taking a bath.

  Gail Fleming : With my mineral water?

  Adrian Monk : I tried the water from the tap, but it was a little rusty.

  Gail Fleming : Yeah well, enjoy that bath, it's costing me ninety-five dollars!

  Adrian Monk : [oblivious to her sarcasm]  Thank you!

• Lt. Randall Disher : So, uh... what's it like, having Adrian Monk as a house guest?

  Gail Fleming : Well, a few years ago, a squirrel got into the house, and I could hear it running through the attic and the walls. Took me two months to get rid of it. Drove me crazy.

  Lt. Randall Disher : And...?

  Gail Fleming : And, that's what it's like!