John Cleese: Voiceover #1, Douglas, Albatross Seller, Inspector, Nurse, Ivan the Terrible, Interviewer, First 'Probe-Around' Host, Policeman at Ouija Board, Beryl, Flight Lieutenant Ken Frankenstein (Mrs.), Dr. Larch
Douglas
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Please excuse my wife, she may not be very beautiful, and she may have no money, and she may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand...