Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

The Light Entertainment War (1974)

Graham Chapman: Alex Diamond, Wingco, General, Mrs. Mock Tudor, Third Program Planner, Mansfield Vermon-Jones, Father, Various

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Quotes 

• Mansfield Vermon-Jones, Father : Intercourse.

  Mother : Later dear.

  Mansfield Vermon-Jones, Father : No no no, the word, intercourse. Good and woody, intercourse.

• Mansfield Vermon-Jones, Father : It's a funny thing, dear, all the naughty words sound woody.

  Mother : Really dear? How about tit.

• Mansfield Vermon-Jones, Father : [scoffing]  Newspaper. Litter bin. Dreadful tinny sort of words.

  Rebecca Vermon-Jones : [wailing and sobbing over the next line] 

  Mansfield Vermon-Jones, Father : Tin! Tin! Tin!

  Mother : Oh, dear, don't say "tin" to Rebecca! You know how it upsets her!

  Rebecca Vermon-Jones : [to Rebecca]  Oh. Sorry, old horse.