Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

Mr. Neutron (1974)

Eric Idle: Captain Carpenter, Mrs. Smailes, Chairman, Prime Minister, Continuity Announcer, Various

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• Trappre : [pointing to the dogs]  The one on the end, on the right. That's Salad.

  Captain Carpenter : That's a dog.

  Trappre : No, only bits of him.

  Captain Carpenter : What do you mean?

  Trappre : Listen, Teddy Salad's the most brilliant agent the CIA ever had, alright? That's how he made his name, disguise.

  Captain Carpenter : That's incredible!

  Trappre : Yeah. He had to slim-down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Eighteen inches off each arm, and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.

  Captain Carpenter : What about the head?

  Trappre : All of the head was removed, apart from the eyes and the brain, in order to fit into the costume.

  Captain Carpenter : That's incredible!