- Trappre: [pointing to the dogs] The one on the end, on the right. That's Salad.
- Captain Carpenter: That's a dog.
- Trappre: No, only bits of him.
- Captain Carpenter: What do you mean?
- Trappre: Listen, Teddy Salad's the most brilliant agent the CIA ever had, alright? That's how he made his name, disguise.
- Captain Carpenter: That's incredible!
- Trappre: Yeah. He had to slim-down to one and a half pounds to get into that costume. Eighteen inches off each arm, and over three feet off each leg. The most brilliant surgeon in Europe stuck that tail on.
- Captain Carpenter: What about the head?
- Trappre: All of the head was removed, apart from the eyes and the brain, in order to fit into the costume.
- Captain Carpenter: That's incredible!
- Mr. Neutron: Mrs. S., there is something I have to tell you.
- Mrs. Scum: Yes Mr. N.?
- Mr. Neutron: I have won a Kellogg's Corn Flake competition.
- Scrap Man: [about his wife's relatives] They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster... a really horrible-looking person, she is. I thought that one would stay on the shelf, but along comes this stupid dentist git. He's a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.