- Agnes DiPesto: Blue Moon Detective Agency.
- [answering the phone]
- Agnes DiPesto: We're detectives with a heart, we're here to do our part. / In your moment of need, we'll be there indeed. / So please don't be shy, just give us a try. / We're cooperative and discreet, we really can't be beat. / And now, if I may be so bold, I'd like to put you on hold.
- David Addison Jr.: Soon we'll be handling it all. Robbery, grand larceny, felonious assault, felonious with no salt.
- Agnes DiPesto: Let me show you to your office.
- Maddie Hayes: Doesn't it seem a bit quiet to you?
- Agnes DiPesto: This is our slow time.
- Maddie Hayes: Mornings?
- Agnes DiPesto: Well...
- Maddie Hayes: Monday?
- Agnes DiPesto: Kind of.
- Maddie Hayes: Spring?
- Agnes DiPesto: The '80s.