- Kevin Owens: We need to go over some ground rules for the school dance. Rule number 1, you must stay at least 50 feet away from me.
- Heather Owens: Isn't that what most girls do?
- Kevin Owens: [trying to cheer up a despondent Mr. Belvedere] So listen, if it's any consolation, I think I know what you're going through.
- Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: You do?
- Kevin Owens: I mean way back when I was seven, I had my tonsils out. I thought it was all over. I'd never be able to swallow again. But time went by and before I knew it I was eating potato chips, pretzels... It was like the whole thing never happened.
- Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Good God! Is that the kind of drivel I tell you?
- Wesley T. Owens: What's a matter, Mr. Belvedere? You didn't make any good stuff to eat. You wouldn't play games. You didn't even say anything snotty to Miles and now he thinks you don't like him.