The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Juliet Prowse (1977)

Juliet Prowse: Self - Special Guest Star

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Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Hello there Miss Prowse. Hey listen, is everything OK? Any complaints?

  Juliet Prowse : No, none whatsoever. Except that I've never had to share my dressing room before with a man who eats a tire.

  Kermit the Frog : I told Gonzo to dress in the alley!

• Kermit the Frog : You know that number you did was just beautiful Juliet.

  Juliet Prowse : Well, thank you Kermit. You know I'm really happy to be here with you and all the Muppets. You know something? I've never talked to a frog before.

  Kermit the Frog : Well, we're just like anyone else. A little more jumpy maybe. But you know, we have out hopes and our dreams.

  Juliet Prowse : Oh yeah, we'll what are some of your dreams?

  Kermit the Frog : You may just think I'm gilding the lily pad here. But as a tadpole I always wanted to be a dancer. But you know what they say, the first thing to go on a frog are his legs.

  Juliet Prowse : That's funny. I never knew that frogs had a sense of humor.

  Kermit the Frog : We have to. You meet a frog without a sense of humor and you're looking at a green lump.

• Kermit the Frog : Your average frog doesn't have much going for him in the looks department.

  Juliet Prowse : Oh, I don't know. I think you're quite attractive.

  Kermit the Frog : Really? You're not just saying that because you're a guest?

  Juliet Prowse : Certainly not. In fact I'd go as far as to say that you are the Robert Redford of frogs.

  Kermit the Frog : Hey, listen everybody, did you hear that? Juliet Prowse thinks I'm the Robert Redford of frogs. You're going to be coming back on this show a lot. Hey listen, have you ever kissed Robert Redford?

  Juliet Prowse : No I haven't.

  Kermit the Frog : How about kissing the next best thing?

  Juliet Prowse : You mean to tell me that Paul Newman is here?

  Kermit the Frog : I mean me! The Robert Redford of frogdom.

  Juliet Prowse : My pleasure.

  [kisses him] 

• Juliet Prowse : He's sweet for a frog.

• Zoot : Juliet, what has one eye, sharp teeth, and it long and fuzzy.

  Juliet Prowse : I don't know.

  Zoot : I don't know either, but you're wearing it!

  [Juliet screams]