The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Bruce Forsyth (1976)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Mildred, George, Sam the Eagle

Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : Hey, question: if a man born in Poland is a Pole, is a man born in Holland a Hole? Think about it.

• Fozzie Bear : My cousin's so dumb, he thinks eggs benedict is a Mafia gangster!

  Kermit the Frog : I'VE SEEN CHEESEBURGERS FUNNIER THAN THAT!

  [Fozzie smacks him with a rubber chicken] 

  Fozzie Bear : [about his violent reaction]  What do you think, eh, too subtle?

• Bruce Forsyth : Kermit, you're a wonderful emcee.

  Fozzie Bear : Yeah, but he's an MC squared!