The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Bruce Forsyth (1976)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, Jugband Member, Miss Kitty, Miss Kitty's Dancing Partner

Quotes 

• Statler : This show brought a tear to my eye...

  Waldorf : Really?

  Statler : Yeah, I'm sitting on a tack.

• Fozzie Bear : My cousin's so dumb, he thinks eggs benedict is a Mafia gangster!

  Kermit the Frog : I'VE SEEN CHEESEBURGERS FUNNIER THAN THAT!

  [Fozzie smacks him with a rubber chicken] 

  Fozzie Bear : [about his violent reaction]  What do you think, eh, too subtle?