- Fozzie Bear: Hey, question: if a man born in Poland is a Pole, is a man born in Holland a Hole? Think about it.
- Fozzie Bear: My cousin's so dumb, he thinks eggs benedict is a Mafia gangster!
- Kermit the Frog: I'VE SEEN CHEESEBURGERS FUNNIER THAN THAT!
- [Fozzie smacks him with a rubber chicken]
- Fozzie Bear: [about his violent reaction] What do you think, eh, too subtle?