The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Candice Bergen (1976)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, Swedish Chef, Droop, Singer

Quotes 

• Waldorf : I think I should see a doctor.

  Statler : Why do you say that?

  Waldorf : I'm beginning to like the show.

• Candice Bergen : Kermit, he ate my camera.

  Kermit : You're lucky. Last week he ate the guest.

• Kermit : My profile has been compared to Barrymore.

  Sweetums : Yeah, Ethel Barrymore.

• Miss Piggy : Kermit, do you notice that every time we have a beautiful girl on the show, you forget about me?

  Kermit : Uh, yeah, well, we could have a seal act on the show, and I might forget about you.

  Miss Piggy : He tries so desperately to hide his love for me.

• Fozzie Bear : Letter for Kermit the Frog! Letter for Kermit the Frog! Letter for Ker- Are you Kermit the Frog?

  Kermit : You know I am, Fozzie.

  [Fozzie holds up a wooden letter "R"] 

  Fozzie Bear : Ah! Ah! Letter! Ah! Funny! Funny! Ah!

  [Fozzie leaves. Kermit grimaces, unamused] 

  Kermit : Someday I'm gonna get him. I don't know how, but I'm going to get him.