The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Paul Williams (1976)

Frank Oz: Fozzie Bear, Animal, Mildred, George, Sam the Eagle

Quotes 

• Scooter : Hello! And what's your name?

  Fozzie : [dressed as a telephone]  Mike Oznowicki.

  Scooter : Oh, so *you're* the telephone Pole!

• Fozzie : New York is so crowded, even the cemeteries are standing room only.

• [Fozzie is backstage mentally preparing for the "telephone pole gag"] 

  Fozzie : I am a telephone pole, I am made of solid wood. I am a telephone pole, I am made of solid wood.

  [a woodpecker starts pecking Fozzie's head] 

  Fozzie : I am too talented for my own good.