The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Paul Williams (1976)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, The Newsman
Quotes
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The Newsman : Muppet News Flash! Arnold Stockman, a retired shoe salesman, recently had a most unusual experience, and we at Muppet News Central feel it is a story that should be shared with everyone. Here in his own words is Mr. Stockman to tell you this most bizarre event.
[a screen in the corner turns on, revealing Paul Williams as Arnold Stockman]
Arnold Stockman : Well, it was about a week ago. I was sitting at home watching television. Must have been about 9:00. Suddenly, the phone rang. Well, I picked it up, but there wasn't anybody there. So I hung up and then I went back to watching the television. Darnedest thing.
The Newsman : Well, now, whenever unusual events occur, you'll hear it first on Muppet News.