The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Paul Williams (1976)

Richard Hunt: Miss Piggy, Scooter, Statler, Pig, Frog, Ohboy Bird, Beautiful Day Monster

Quotes 

• Scooter : Hello! And what's your name?

  Fozzie : [dressed as a telephone]  Mike Oznowicki.

  Scooter : Oh, so *you're* the telephone Pole!

• Waldorf : Eh, this show is good for what ails me.

  Statler : Well, what ails ya?

  Waldorf : Insomnia.

• Waldorf : Science, huh? They can put a man on the moon...

  Statler : Yeah, but they can't put a moon on a man!

• Waldorf : [responding to Paul Williams doing "Old Fashioned Love Song"]  He's a credit to his race.

  Statler : What race is that?

  Waldorf : The hundred-yard dash.