The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Charles Aznavour (1976)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Mildred, George, Sam the Eagle, Jugband Member, Girl Dancer

Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : I don't approve of belly dancers. Why can't they dance on the floor like everyone else?

• [Kermit catches Miss Piggy getting noisily romantic with Charles Aznavour] 

  Kermit : Oh, I knew that would happen. Charles, listen, on behalf of all the Muppets, I want to say how sorry we are...

  Charles Aznavour : Sorry? Sorry? I just met the girl of my dreams!

  [gets up] 

  Charles Aznavour : Piggy? Oh, Piggy?

  [leaves] 

  Kermit : Well! One man's poison is another man's bacon.

  [laughs] 

  Miss Piggy : [runs up]  HI-YAH!

  [she karate-chops Kermit, knocking him down] 

  Miss Piggy : Barbarian!

• Mildred : Well, as to man's role in the universe, I don't think he can.

  Hilda : Can what?

  Mildred : I don't think he can roll. In the universe. I mean, he's not round enough to roll.

  Sam the Eagle : [resting his head in his hand]  This can't be happening.