The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Charles Aznavour (1976)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, One of the Students, Pretty Monster, Jugband Member

Quotes 

• Gonzo : Kermit, are you busy?

  Kermit : Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a moment.

  Gonzo : What would I do with your ear?

  Kermit : Van Gogh impressions.

• Statler : I really liked the show tonight.

  Waldorf : At these prices, who's going to complain?

• [responding to Fozzie's monologue] 

  Statler : I wouldn't say conditions at the club were bad, but when we asked where we could take a bath...

  Waldorf : The manager ran us through the car wash next door.

• [Kermit catches Miss Piggy getting noisily romantic with Charles Aznavour] 

  Kermit : Oh, I knew that would happen. Charles, listen, on behalf of all the Muppets, I want to say how sorry we are...

  Charles Aznavour : Sorry? Sorry? I just met the girl of my dreams!

  [gets up] 

  Charles Aznavour : Piggy? Oh, Piggy?

  [leaves] 

  Kermit : Well! One man's poison is another man's bacon.

  [laughs] 

  Miss Piggy : [runs up]  HI-YAH!

  [she karate-chops Kermit, knocking him down] 

  Miss Piggy : Barbarian!

• Gonzo : [Gonzo shows Kermit his new act: banging on a rock with a mallet]  Gonzo: Art! Art! Art!

  Kermit : Out! Out! Out!

• Gonzo : You'll all see because there's only one Great Gonzo, only one!

  Kermit : [deadpan]  Thank goodness for that.