The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Charles Aznavour (1976)

Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo

Quotes 

• Gonzo : Kermit, are you busy?

  Kermit : Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a moment.

  Gonzo : What would I do with your ear?

  Kermit : Van Gogh impressions.

• Gonzo : [Gonzo shows Kermit his new act: banging on a rock with a mallet]  Gonzo: Art! Art! Art!

  Kermit : Out! Out! Out!

• Gonzo : You'll all see because there's only one Great Gonzo, only one!

  Kermit : [deadpan]  Thank goodness for that.