The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Charles Aznavour (1976)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Miss Piggy, French Bread, Mary Louise, Mildred, Pig

Quotes 

• Statler : I really liked the show tonight.

  Waldorf : At these prices, who's going to complain?

• [responding to Fozzie's monologue] 

  Statler : I wouldn't say conditions at the club were bad, but when we asked where we could take a bath...

  Waldorf : The manager ran us through the car wash next door.

• Mildred : Well, as to man's role in the universe, I don't think he can.

  Hilda : Can what?

  Mildred : I don't think he can roll. In the universe. I mean, he's not round enough to roll.

  Sam the Eagle : [resting his head in his hand]  This can't be happening.