The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Cloris Leachman (1978)

Richard Hunt: Scooter, Statler, Pig Guard, Doctor Pig, Sweetums

Quotes 

• Sweetums : Pretty blond lady make good fondue?

  Cloris Leachman : Oh, that depends. Eh, eh, eh, are you thinking of me as the cook or the dish?

  Sweetums : Well, you're quite a dish!

  Cloris Leachman : That does it, I'm leaving.

• Waldorf : That was weird.

  Statler : I'll tell the world.

  Waldorf : Go ahead.

  Statler : [looking into camera]  That was weird!

• Waldorf : [responding to the pigs doing "That's Entertainment"]  Hey, I didn't know pigs could do that!

  Statler : Be that talented?

  Waldorf : No, be that bad!