The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Madeline Kahn (1977)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Rowlf, The Swedish Chef, Link Hogthrob, Waldorf, Muppet Newsman

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Quotes 

• Statler : We got our money's worth tonight.

  Waldorf : But we paid nothing.

  Statler : That's what we got!

• [the Swedish Chef had tried to put a lobster in a pot, only for it to be saved by a bunch of gun-toting lobster banditos] 

  Statler : You know, I think they were trying to make a point with that sketch.

  Waldorf : What's the point?

  Statler : You're right. Forget it.

• The Newsman : Reports are coming in from all over the world that television news reporters are blowing up. These unlikely rumors have...

  [suddenly, the Newsman himself blows up and is gone] 

• Statler : [about the Pigs In Space sketch]  You know, that was almost funny.

  Waldorf : They better be careful, they'll spoil a perfect record.