The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Lola Falana (1979)

Frank Oz: Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear

Quotes 

• Miss Piggy : Uh, Kermit, uh, don't you have to go onstage and wave your arms, or something?

• Miss Piggy : The little blue geek got a movie deal?

• Miss Piggy : I just uh, want you to know that uh, at your movie studio, if you should ever happen upon a producer, who is looking for a... ahem... sex goddess...

  Gonzo : Yes, I'll know just who to call.

  Miss Piggy : Ahem. Thank you.

  Gonzo : Camilla.

  Miss Piggy : What?

  Gonzo : That little chickie babe is dynamite! She makes most movie queens look like pigs!

  [leaves] 

  Miss Piggy : [shouting]  Don't come back, Turkey-Twit!