The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Lola Falana (1979)
Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Klaus Mueller
Quotes
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Gonzo : Oh, please, Kermit! Kiss kiss, grovel grovel!
Kermit the Frog : Stop kissing my flipper! Gonzo! Have you no dignity?
Gonzo : Of course not. How long have we worked together?
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Lola Falana : Gonzo! What are you doing in there? I thought you were on your way to Bombay, India, to become a movie star.
Gonzo : I was, but then I got this telegram.
Lola Falana : [reading the telegram] To Gonzo the Great, c/o Muppet Show. Thought we were hiring another performer named Gonzo the Mediocre. Contract canceled.
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[Gonzo is singing "My Way" as his finale song before leaving for a film career in Bombay, but he breaks down crying]
Kermit the Frog : Gonzo? Are you okay, Gonzo? It's just a song.
Gonzo : I know. It's not the song. I just don't want to go.
Kermit the Frog : But you're going to go out and make movies.
Gonzo : I want to go there. I just don't want to leave here.
Kermit the Frog : You had a choice to make, Gonzo, and you made it, and it was a good choice.
Gonzo : I know.
Kermit the Frog : I don't like long goodbyes, Gonzo, so...
[reaches his hand out to shake Gonzo's; Gonzo hugs Kermit]
Kermit the Frog : Take care of yourself, Gonzo.
Gonzo : You, too.
[sniffles]
Kermit the Frog : [to camera] We've had a little change of plans. I think we better just take a break.
[leaves with his arm around Gonzo's shoulder]
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Miss Piggy : I just uh, want you to know that uh, at your movie studio, if you should ever happen upon a producer, who is looking for a... ahem... sex goddess...
Gonzo : Yes, I'll know just who to call.
Miss Piggy : Ahem. Thank you.
Gonzo : Camilla.
Miss Piggy : What?
Gonzo : That little chickie babe is dynamite! She makes most movie queens look like pigs!
[leaves]
Miss Piggy : [shouting] Don't come back, Turkey-Twit!