- Gonzo: Oh, please, Kermit! Kiss kiss, grovel grovel!
- Kermit the Frog: Stop kissing my flipper! Gonzo! Have you no dignity?
- Gonzo: Of course not. How long have we worked together?
- Lola Falana: Gonzo! What are you doing in there? I thought you were on your way to Bombay, India, to become a movie star.
- Gonzo: I was, but then I got this telegram.
- Lola Falana: [reading the telegram] To Gonzo the Great, c/o Muppet Show. Thought we were hiring another performer named Gonzo the Mediocre. Contract canceled.
- [Gonzo is singing "My Way" as his finale song before leaving for a film career in Bombay, but he breaks down crying]
- Kermit the Frog: Gonzo? Are you okay, Gonzo? It's just a song.
- Gonzo: I know. It's not the song. I just don't want to go.
- Kermit the Frog: But you're going to go out and make movies.
- Gonzo: I want to go there. I just don't want to leave here.
- Kermit the Frog: You had a choice to make, Gonzo, and you made it, and it was a good choice.
- Gonzo: I know.
- Kermit the Frog: I don't like long goodbyes, Gonzo, so...
- [reaches his hand out to shake Gonzo's; Gonzo hugs Kermit]
- Kermit the Frog: Take care of yourself, Gonzo.
- Gonzo: You, too.
- [sniffles]
- Kermit the Frog: [to camera] We've had a little change of plans. I think we better just take a break.
- [leaves with his arm around Gonzo's shoulder]
- Miss Piggy: I just uh, want you to know that uh, at your movie studio, if you should ever happen upon a producer, who is looking for a... ahem... sex goddess...
- Gonzo: Yes, I'll know just who to call.
- Miss Piggy: Ahem. Thank you.
- Gonzo: Camilla.
- Miss Piggy: What?
- Gonzo: That little chickie babe is dynamite! She makes most movie queens look like pigs!
- [leaves]
- Miss Piggy: [shouting] Don't come back, Turkey-Twit!